Brothers Band

Would you let these guys play at your wedding?

So your getting married, you’ve got the perfect castle hotel to host it, and best castle hotel accommodation to go to afterwards the dresses she wanted so all the brides maids match and everythings going great, just one problem -no-ones booked a wedding band -uh oh!

Heres alist of bands to only considering when extremely desperate to be playing at your wedding -and then pray.

• ROCK -An Iron maiden tribute band -now i love Iron maiden, and if you do as well, by all means, try booking a maiden tribute act (or the real Iron Maiden, if your Bruce Dickinson’s third cousin twice removed’s brother uncles great aunt). There are some great maiden tribute acts are HI-ON maiden and the all female group, the Iron maidens -but the bride is going to cry her eyes out the second they announce that the next song is deidcated to the groom and break into the opening bars of ‘Run to the hills’ or ‘rythm of the ancient marriner’. You may be amused, your guest may even laugh- but i can guarantee she wont find it funny and thinking of divorce as soon as she gotten married.

Other nominations could include:

Motley crue, the Rolling stones, Motorhead, Nile (though that would be quite cool).

• INDIE -Coldplay – your wedding is supossed to be the happiest day of her life, so why do you need Chris Martin depressing everybody at what is basically suppossed to be a celebration of two families coming together? Maybe we need to ask ‘what does Chris Martin have to be upset about’?With his millions of pounds in the bank, fronting a successful band and an actress for a wife how could the man be depresseed? You know that dance floor is going to be deserted.

Other nominations could include:

Radiohead, Keane, U2.

• RAP -50 cent- now ‘fiddy’ (to his friends) has been shot nine times -and he’ll never let us forget. It’ll be a tenth time if your family have to listening to him continue to go on about it. The huge entourage he’ll be bringing will include dancing girls, djs and other rappers- not much space/seats/food/alcohol left for your family now is there. Those well tailored suits 50 is wearing nowadays is going to show you up- and maybe the bride, if hes come with the ‘bling’.

Other nominations could include:

Snoop Dogg, X-hibit, Vanilla Ice.

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