Chuck Norris

How screwed would the world be if Chuck Norris became a zombie?

I know it is impossible, but let’s imagine for just a slight moment that by some bizarre fluke of circumstances, Chuck Norris got bitten and was actually affected by the virus. What could the world do to stop the Chuck Norris zombie, if anything?

i just went stupid from thinking about that.

there would be no stopping Zombie Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris facts read by Chuck Norris

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Silent Rage $1.90 It’s Chuck Norris vs. science in this martial arts actioner about a tough small town sheriff who goes up against a criminal who’s been brought back from the dead and genetically altered to become an unstoppable killing machine. Ron Silver, Steven Keats, Toni Kalem, and Stephen Furst co-star…

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