Old Men

What are some funny things that old men say?
Well I have supperr retarded friends. & sometimes we like to act like old men. We need some new things to say(; so what are some funny things or some things that you have seen or heard or watched or whatever that you’ve seen an old man say or do thats very funny(; thank you..
How bout YOU kiss my sagging ass
Neil Young – Old Man – Live at Massey Hall
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