Resurrection Dvd

In the name of Our Lord, Jesus H. Christ, Does watching JESUS CHRIST, SUPERSTAR fulfill church obligations?

Every Easter, instead of going to church, I religiously watch my DVD copy of the 2001 version of JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR (with Jerome Pardone as Judas!) and my copy of GODSPELL. I was wondering if the knee-benders out there think that this would fulfill the religious requirement to attend church during this glorious and happy Resurrection Festival time. I know A CHRISTMAS STORY fulfills the obligation at Christmas time, but what about these two great movies and Easter? Are they holy enough to count?

No it does not and that movie is satanically inspired.

Troy Alves 2009 Resurrection dvd trailer – LONG VERSION