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During Pregnancy, Use Fashion To Avoid Being Frumpy
It’s still the case that humans want to keep propagating the species, thank goodness. But what humans — especially the women who have done all the work to get the species propagated — quickly find out is that pregnancy can turn a beautifully clothed female into a frump if she’s not careful. Being pregnant doesn’t mean you have to be frumpy, though, because high style is still possible, fortunately.
Guys are really advised to think on things for a few minutes. They should put down the Three Stooges DVD collection and think about how something as elegant as possible is today available even in maternity wear. Certainly, a woman will need a self-image boost after finding that Vera Wang has deserted her during her hour of need (and nine months of pregnancy).
Women and pregnancy have a long history with each other. Some may say that it’s far longer than just about anything else related to humans, especially when it comes to the affection a woman loses for the man who got her that way at one point or another during the pregnancy. So it’s up to guys to help support those women or they’re in danger of imminent doom when the hormones start rumbling.
It is highly advisable that the man who was graced with the consent of a woman to carry their child take her out on a serious shopping spree, if only to express undying gratitude that she lowered herself enough to become a mother to guys like us. If not, prepare to be hit over the head with a very large television remote control 6 or 7 million times.
Maybe she wants a comfortable pair of leather brown boots. Well, it’s going to be the man’s job to get out there, earn the money and humbly accompany her through the 30 or 40 shoe stores that’s going to be visited in an attempt to find just the right pair of walking around accessories. And that’s a small price to pay after she’s agreed to become a bit ‘large’ on a man’s behalf.
And after those nice boots have been located, tried on, tried on again and tried on yet again on into infinity, slink out and look for a nice matching accessory, like a very Bohemian-style leather watch band to complement those very expensive boots. It can be a quick way out of the doghouse that she built because of the fact that her pregnancy doomed her to ugly pregnancy clothing on some occasions, right?
It really isn’t (or least, shouldn’t) be a chore on the part of a guy when his lady has become pregnant and is asking for a little help to avoid becoming frumpy. Admit to her that she is the smartest person in the universe and a practical goddess (though why she’s with the guy she is might be a mystery), and all should probably go well.
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