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Fashion And Pregnancy Can Indeed Go Together

Women who become pregnant immediately cringe in fear of also becoming frumpy. That’s because they know that fashion has generally not been friendly to the pregnant woman. Fortunately, fashion and pregnancy can indeed go together nicely. At any rate, it’ll help the guy who impregnated her from taking a beatdown of epic proportions after she’s discovered her favorite pair of jeans are no longer wearable during her pregnancy.

Guys should think for a few minutes, if they can rip themselves away from the latest mixed martial arts cage match on the boob tube, on how something as simple as maternity wear can affect a woman’s self-image. Just a week ago, she was running around in a super-skinny pair of jeans and now she’s having trouble fitting into a canvas sack. Fortunately, top designers have been coming to the rescue lately, fortunately for the men who got them in that position.

Pregnancy and women go together, of course, and that’s a good thing. But pregnancy can do things to a woman’s body that may have her crying in frustration and even rage, which she’ll soon take out on the man who made her that way, so all guys should understand that they’re under great peril if they don’t quickly learn that they need to be helping a woman and her pregnancy along.

It is highly advisable that the man who was graced with the consent of a woman to carry their child take her out on a serious shopping spree, if only to express undying gratitude that she lowered herself enough to become a mother to guys like us. If not, prepare to be hit over the head with a very large television remote control 6 or 7 million times.

Maybe she wants a comfortable pair of leather brown boots. Well, it’s going to be the man’s job to get out there, earn the money and humbly accompany her through the 30 or 40 shoe stores that’s going to be visited in an attempt to find just the right pair of walking around accessories. And that’s a small price to pay after she’s agreed to become a bit ‘large’ on a man’s behalf.

And after those nice boots have been located, tried on, tried on again and tried on yet again on into infinity, slink out and look for a nice matching accessory, like a very Bohemian-style leather watch band to complement those very expensive boots. It can be a quick way out of the doghouse that she built because of the fact that her pregnancy doomed her to ugly pregnancy clothing on some occasions, right?

There’s really no great and obscure secret to a man helping his lady get through her pregnancy and the thought of possibly becoming frumpy because of it. Bow down before her — especially in gratitude that she’s agreed to become so pregnant — and admit to her that her wisdom is without compare and all should be right in the universe, once that doghouse has been cleaned out, of course.

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