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The Art Of Annoying Your Wife
Do you seek information on annoying or irritating your wife? You may be able to use this information, in the future. It can work for you, in an opposite way. You may be able to avoid future errors. Learn from the mistakes of others. Here are some lessons to consider.
Pick a nice warm sunny day. Perhaps she is sitting outside on the patio. She may be using the cordless or cell phone. Now is the right moment to use your Poulan chainsaw. This will blast her back into the house. You will interrupt her serenity and phone call. This technique will annoy her. It also shows complete disregard for her feelings. You can get two annoyances for the price of one.
Is she watching television? Maybe she is taking a break from housework. She may be watching a movie on her favorite woman’s cable channel. Come into the room for a few minutes. Attempt to watch the movie. This may not be an easy task. At least sit there for a few minutes.
You can play the movie bashing game. All you have to do is find things that you do not like about her movie. This will not take long. Complain and ridicule as much as you can. You may point out that the movie is senseless, for example. See how many things you can come up with.
This is a good way to insult her indirectly. You do not come out and ridicule her. However, when you ridicule things that she likes, you poke fun at her. You also make fun of her intelligence level. This can be very insulting to anyone. Is it no wonder that this works so well?
Would you like to insult her and show no regard for her possessions? You can easily accomplish that. Is it time to paint something? There is a good chance of that. Something always needs painting. Here is a good way to get that paint mixer that you need. Walk into the kitchen and use her hand mixer. Do not ask, just do it.
You will now have plenty of time to paint in quiet. You will be undisturbed. She will be at the mall, looking at hand mixers. You perform another dual task. You get a paint mixer and irritate her, with one selfish incident.
You have worked very hard to make her life uncomfortable. It may time for some rest. You could apologize, but that may not work. You need to think of excuses. Why not plead insanity. She will have little trouble believing that. Obtain a black helmet. Line it with aluminum foil. Cover it with foil, if you want. Wear it inside the house. She may ask you why. Explain that the aliens are stealing your brain waves. You may get that rest time that you need. It could be for 48 hours of observation, but it is still rest.
Final thoughts
If you seek marital harmony, do not try these stunts at home. They are dangerous and should only be performed by a qualified moron. Learn from the mistakes of others.
The Good Wife: Archie Panjabi
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